Still pushing on the pulling door

16Dec/113

How to become successful in any Facebook Games

So recently, I saw a few rumours saying that Facebook's gonna' shut down due to some bla bla bla.. Source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/27321/facebook-will-end-on-march-15th/

I don't know man, I heard more and more of these before all these. Some says you have to pay in order to continue with the service and some say you'll have to click this and that in order to confirm that you're an active user.. Don't get carried away guys, rumours have to be research to see if it's true.

Mehh.. I guess it's not so true..

Anyway, the reason I'm stating all these is because I remember the response I see from people in facebook wasn't like

"So I can't stay in touch with all my friends anymore?"

Hell, it's not even

"What the fuck?! I can't fucking add 1000+ hot chicks/dudes in my profile anymore?"

But it's something like

"Oh my god? So what happens to my Farmville, Restaurant City and etc etc?! I can't live without themmmmmmm!"

Yes, that's right. The impact of the games in Facebook is a lot more powerful than any other features from Facebook. How weird is that right? So imagine the hype you get from the games in Facebook. Mind you it's not even games like Call of Duty, Need for Speed or Battlefield. It's just games with video graphic from the 90's.

At least it's still better than the Pokemon we all used to play.

After some further analysis, I find that only about 20% of the players of the games are successful. So where are the rest 80%?

What have they been doing? What have they accomplished so far?

It's not like that 80% aren't good at gaming, it's just tht there's a trick to be successful in Facebook Games that they haven't found out.

Today, I'll unveil the secrets and present them to you..

1. Annoy People

It's so happy to see that I have 6 notifications after a day off from the internet. It gets me all excited to click the notification menu and check out if anyone left me a comment, tagged a photo of me, mentioned me and so on. But it gets a little disappointing and annoying when you see all those 6 notifications are game requests. Like what the fuck?! You'd be lying if you're saying all those games request never annoyed you even a little. To be honest, I used to feel it that way but I'm now on my way to annoy people as well.

Continue to send request to all your 400 friends in Facebook, tag them, ask for help using the chat service, help them and ask for help in return. Repeat and you'll be there in no time. ;)

2. Post and Share everything in your wall.

It's not likely to succeed if you hide all the 'games-thinggy-thing' from your wall. Your wall plays an important 'advertising tool' to let people know that you are active in that game, therefore it will be good if other gamers know they can invest their time on you like helping you out so you'll be helping them out as well.

Besides, by posting all those stuffs on your wall, people get to earn some extra XP (experience) and coins (in game $) faster as well. So be sure to check out all your friends profile and click whatever there is for you to click so you'll be richer and higher in level than the rest of your peers.

3. Teamwork

For anyone to be successful out there, it requires teamwork.

Just like how MJ got 6 rings with 2 three-peats.

Like how Power Rangers are able to kick the monster's asses every single episode.

Don't worry.. It's not like you have to gather a team, and build a secret hideout in order to success. It's easy, really..

First, you have to create like maybe 5 different accounts in Facebook. Then, go to the pages of the games you're active in. Simply add everybody in the comments or post that says 'add me up' or you can post 'add me up' and wait others to add you up. Try to maximize all your accounts with 5000 friends and you're almost done.

Now you can easily asks for help, receive gifts and even if nobody is free to help you, you can always use your other 4 accounts to help your main account. Send cash, send gifts, and send stocks. Whatever it helps, just do it.

4. Your dad's Credit Card

This is the easiest and fastest way to become successful.

Just buy every coins and cash available and there you go. A billionaire in the game is almost effortless, a level 100 farmer is nothing than a few clicks away.However, if you really happen to go steal your dad's credit card, I am not responsible for your stupidity actions.

There, how's my secret recipe? You feelin' successful already?

15Dec/110

Big Decision

Hey guys, the topic of this post sounds like something big happened? Well, it's no big deal, really..

I shaved my leg hair. I'm not  a fan of hairy legs, and my legs were pretty hairy to me. Of course it is no where near Kenny's leg but mine is still considered as hairy.

It's acceptable, yea i know that. This dilemma has been going around for a few months and I'm finally brave enough to do something about it. It's not gay to shave your leg, really. Armies do it for 'I-donno-what-reasons', bodybuilders do it so the definition of their muscles can be more visible. I do it maybe for the sake of visibility but there's a few % in me wanna' get rid of the hairy hairy hair?

Anyway, here's how it looks like after it got bald.

 

I feel pretty good when I look at myself in the mirror though, especially when I'm doing some leg exercise today.. ;)

Hmmm... Yeaa, but Sometimes it feels kinda' weird because my 'botak' legs kinda' remind me of Voldemort. :/

Creepy shit..

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14Dec/115

Kuching People

Saw Kenwooi's blog reecntly and his latest blog post was about the food in Kuching during his visit back in November. So I thought maybe I could post something about Kuching as well.

1. Hokkien

If you don't know how to speak this dialect, it's a huge disadvantage because almost 80% of the chinese in Kuching speaks that dialect even if they're not 'hokkien lang' (hokkien people). I find it difficult to speak that dialect as I'm teochew which is pretty similar to hokkien but sounds softer and more polite. No kidding. Anyway, I can understand the dialect but I don't really speak it. Sometimes I find it difficult to respond when people speak that dialect to me but I'm trying to adapt to the pronunciation of it. I also find that Kuching people are more similar to Singaporean. Why? Because we speak the same dialect in general and we share the same cusses. I somehow realize this during the days in PLKN. Sabahan speaks more like KL people and Kuchingnites sounded like aliens to them.. Hahah..

2. Food

I'm not sure about other places, but Kuching people can crack in Kolo Mee every morning and drink their favourite 'kopi O' every meal in any coffee shop. Others might feel that it gets really boring eating the same food everyday. But we can do it if it's Kolo Mee because it's every local's favourite and I'm pretty sure every single guy out there has their favourite store as well. Weird but true, it's hard for me to eat sausages and bread in the morning but stuffing myself with 'Kolo Mee', 'Sarawak Laksa' or 'Kueh Chap' is as easy as ABC.

3. Cars

Kuching people love cars. Be it man or woman, you see both genders drive sports car in Kuching. Where did the money come from? Ferrarri? Lamborghini? Nissan 370? Skyline GTR? it's so common here in Kuching man.. Other than that, most of the drivers drive like they are government. I mean most of them, not everybody. Some don't fucking care to hit the signal lights when they wanna' turn into some junction or whatsoever. Some follow the ass of your car as if Mafias are chasing you down. They also like to install some fancy super bright I-donno-what-led-or-something front light that blinds you when you're driving. That's kinda sad, but true..

4. "Unfriendly Face, Friendly Heart"

I start to realize this is quite true ever since I started making new friends. It's funny how people show their 'really-cool-&-chill-face' (lansi) when they don't know you. I started to clarify this fact in the gym. Everyday, you get to see new faces that you have never seen before, talk to the people you have never greeted before. It's just so clear that their face is exactly like =/ before you talk to them, and their face changed from =/ to =) after you start talking to them. Why? You ask me? I donno' too but that's how a lot of people act. Well, there are still friendly and funny people out there, but most of the guys act really coooooool. Besides, it's not good to smile to anybody you don't know as well (especially to teenagers) because they will look back at you as if you were gay. :(

5. Not so outgoing

If you ask any local about the tourism spots in Kuching, they'll say "uhhh.. donno? got meh?" Honestly, we love to go traveling, flying our asses to KL/etc is a lot of fun, go there and spend our penny on clothes, for entertainment like Sunway Lagoon, Genting Highland and etc. But we don't do it in Kuching, Borneo Highland? Fairy Caves? Mt. Santubong? Jong's Crocodile Farm? Semengguh Park? Many many many locals have never been to those places before. Sometimes, it's funny to see tourists who are here for like maybe 2 weeks have visited all the places I mentioned. Like I said, I don't even have the cat statue photo and I have to grab it from somewhere else. That' how we roll. ;)

 

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