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How to become successful in any Facebook Games

So recently, I saw a few rumours saying that Facebook's gonna' shut down due to some bla bla bla.. Source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/27321/facebook-will-end-on-march-15th/

I don't know man, I heard more and more of these before all these. Some says you have to pay in order to continue with the service and some say you'll have to click this and that in order to confirm that you're an active user.. Don't get carried away guys, rumours have to be research to see if it's true.

Mehh.. I guess it's not so true..

Anyway, the reason I'm stating all these is because I remember the response I see from people in facebook wasn't like

"So I can't stay in touch with all my friends anymore?"

Hell, it's not even

"What the fuck?! I can't fucking add 1000+ hot chicks/dudes in my profile anymore?"

But it's something like

"Oh my god? So what happens to my Farmville, Restaurant City and etc etc?! I can't live without themmmmmmm!"

Yes, that's right. The impact of the games in Facebook is a lot more powerful than any other features from Facebook. How weird is that right? So imagine the hype you get from the games in Facebook. Mind you it's not even games like Call of Duty, Need for Speed or Battlefield. It's just games with video graphic from the 90's.

At least it's still better than the Pokemon we all used to play.

After some further analysis, I find that only about 20% of the players of the games are successful. So where are the rest 80%?

What have they been doing? What have they accomplished so far?

It's not like that 80% aren't good at gaming, it's just tht there's a trick to be successful in Facebook Games that they haven't found out.

Today, I'll unveil the secrets and present them to you..

1. Annoy People

It's so happy to see that I have 6 notifications after a day off from the internet. It gets me all excited to click the notification menu and check out if anyone left me a comment, tagged a photo of me, mentioned me and so on. But it gets a little disappointing and annoying when you see all those 6 notifications are game requests. Like what the fuck?! You'd be lying if you're saying all those games request never annoyed you even a little. To be honest, I used to feel it that way but I'm now on my way to annoy people as well.

Continue to send request to all your 400 friends in Facebook, tag them, ask for help using the chat service, help them and ask for help in return. Repeat and you'll be there in no time.

2. Post and Share everything in your wall.

It's not likely to succeed if you hide all the 'games-thinggy-thing' from your wall. Your wall plays an important 'advertising tool' to let people know that you are active in that game, therefore it will be good if other gamers know they can invest their time on you like helping you out so you'll be helping them out as well.

Besides, by posting all those stuffs on your wall, people get to earn some extra XP (experience) and coins (in game $) faster as well. So be sure to check out all your friends profile and click whatever there is for you to click so you'll be richer and higher in level than the rest of your peers.

3. Teamwork

For anyone to be successful out there, it requires teamwork.

Just like how MJ got 6 rings with 2 three-peats.

Like how Power Rangers are able to kick the monster's asses every single episode.

Don't worry.. It's not like you have to gather a team, and build a secret hideout in order to success. It's easy, really..

First, you have to create like maybe 5 different accounts in Facebook. Then, go to the pages of the games you're active in. Simply add everybody in the comments or post that says 'add me up' or you can post 'add me up' and wait others to add you up. Try to maximize all your accounts with 5000 friends and you're almost done.

Now you can easily asks for help, receive gifts and even if nobody is free to help you, you can always use your other 4 accounts to help your main account. Send cash, send gifts, and send stocks. Whatever it helps, just do it.

4. Your dad's Credit Card

This is the easiest and fastest way to become successful.

Just buy every coins and cash available and there you go. A billionaire in the game is almost effortless, a level 100 farmer is nothing than a few clicks away.However, if you really happen to go steal your dad's credit card, I am not responsible for your stupidity actions.

There, how's my secret recipe? You feelin' successful already?