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How to know if you are on the iPhone 4s fever

So recently, the greatest iPhone 4s has finally come to launch in bolehland, Malaysia. It's so crazy that I remember there was this countdown on NTV7 during the news on 12.00AM. They even interviewed the first person to get the iPhone 4s in Malaysia as well. I can't believe that he became a celebrity overnight  and I'm sure that made his balls gotten' a lil' bit bigger.

So how do you feel recently? Excited about it? Currently there are only 2 telco company in Malaysia with the iPhone 4s plan, which is Maxis and Digi. Both the plans for iPhone 4s is reasonably expensive. LOL, but people still buy it for some reasons. I know, it's a love or hate thingy for stuffs like this.

Plan for Maxis.

Digi Plan.

So, are you on an iPhone 4s fever? Not sure about it, or hate to admit it? Here's a few idea to test and check yourself out.

1. Research

If you're interested, I'm sure you'll go to the Apple official website and watch the promotional videos. See the features of iPhone 4s over and over again. You can watch it like a hundred times and still not being able to tell if it's the right phone for you. You also wanna' go to every telco company website like maxis, celcom and digi to check if their offers are suitable for you. Which is the cheapest? You just wanna' keep surveying and keep yourself in confusion. Because deep in mind, you really want it but won't admit it, and you also find that it's too expensive to own one. So what to do? Keep research only lorr.

2. Keep talking about it

Talking about iPhone is like a trend, comparing an iPhone with all the others Android phone is another hot topic. You gather with your geek friends to talk about phones and ask for opinions. Whenever someone says iPhone 4s sucks, your heart breaks. If that happens, you know you're in love with an iPhone. It's just that easy to tell.

You keep telling this topic to your parents, you keep telling them the cool features that iPhone has to offer and which telco company sells them in detail.You won't stop talking about it until they give u a response like 'why? you want get one harr??'

When that you get that chance to say yes, instead your balls aren't ready yet and suku suku reply "ha?? no la.."

You will also say that "too bad it's soooo freakin' expensive."

But when they say, "okay la, buy you one when you get all A's in your next exam." You won't even care if it cost RM 3000 anymore, all you think is...

"FUCK YEA! I'm gonna own an iPhone 4s realll sooooooon!"

3. Mindfuck

You have been using your NOKIA 3310 happily for the past years, no complaints and to you, it looks even hotter than Scarlett Johansson (seriously, I'll be sorry if you ever feel that way).

Now that the iPhone 4s available in Malaysia,  you feel that your 3310 looks uglier than Justin Bieber, the phone become somewhat lag-ish to you, and you feel it's not as cool as before. You used to feel proud when you can use it to ka jim (hit crab), and it seems so cool when your neighbours are able to hear your phone ringing next door. Now you feel that it's very embarrassing and you start to thinking of changing your old school phone into a smartphone. Something as smart as an iPhone 4s. It's all in the mind..

4. Use kiasu as an excuse

You keep telling yourself and your peers that you're not interested with any iPhone whatsoever. "What iPhone?! I dowannaaa.."

No, I don't believe you because when your friends all start to get an iPhone, then you start saying that you wanna' get an iPhone as well. Not because you really want one, but it's because all your friends use that phone so you don't wanna' be left behind. It's easy to deny whenever people ask since when you fell in love with iPhone, you'll say "Aiyorrr, no la. I see all my friends use so i also use lo.."

It's the lamest excuse ever but some people really buy it. So yea, if you're afraid to admit you can always use this as an excuse..

5. Use alone as an excuse

Life is unpredictable, we can't be accompanied 24 hours so there you go. You feel lonely when no one is with you and you really hate it. Most people hate it, who would want to live a lonely life? It sucks. But with iPhone 4s, you're not lonely anymore, not because you can make phone calls and text message because all other phones can do that as well. But with iPhone 4s, you got Siri. You can talk to Siri when you feel lonely and you'll never feel the loneliness ever again.

With Siri, it makes all the 'foreveraloneguys' wanna get one.

So are you on an iPhone 4s fever? I think I am.